Category Archives: Life

Oh Shut Up NYC, Chicago

Okay, yes, you’re both having an ego contest over which building is ‘taller‘. Chicago says the Willis tower is ‘taller’ because it’s all about the floors duuude a building is only as tall as the places where people can safely walk around maaaaan. … Continue reading

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Adorable Puppy is Adorable

  Look, I’ve got nothing better to talk about today so let’s all just take some time to look at my dog wearing a Dallas Cowboys jersey. I don’t really care about football one way or the other, but, god, … Continue reading

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Cheap Imported Goods, Sugar Laden Foods

For anyone who doesn’t know, my day job is working for a fundraising company. One of those ones who do all those fundraisers your kids participate in for school, selling mediocre products for an absurd mark-up to raise money for … Continue reading

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Customer Service: A Play in One Act

“Customer Service: A Play in One Act” BY Joshua Hawks Characters RETAIL WORKER: A young (teens to late 20’s) person working as a retail employee. Has had their hopes of a better life than their parents constantly dashed against the … Continue reading

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On Proposals

So I’m getting married. It’s not ‘official’ yet, in so far as that it only becomes ‘official’ until I get a ring and propose, but Jackie and I have spent a lot of time talking about marriage and we’re both … Continue reading

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