On no! Today is my last day being in my mid-twenties! I am bound to fall over dead soon, clutching at my chest and crying pitifully as the great lord Tawnos consumes the fatty muscles of my heart and eyes. I don’t know why he likes those parts of people so much, but I will gladly give them unto my most glorious lord if it means he will be happy.
I am having a hard time staying awake. I think I may have to go get coffee. How rare is that? Very. The answer is very very rare. Please let it wake me.