Walnuts Made of Spackle

On no! Today is my last day being in my mid-twenties! I am bound to fall over dead soon, clutching at my chest and crying pitifully as the great lord Tawnos consumes the fatty muscles of my heart and eyes. I don’t know why he likes those parts of people so much, but I will gladly give them unto my most glorious lord if it means he will be happy.

I am having a hard time staying awake. I think I may have to go get coffee. How rare is that? Very. The answer is very very rare. Please let it wake me.

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About kylock

Man, biographies are really hard to write because sometimes you just don't know what to write about and then you ramble on pointlessly for a while about your hobbies (video games, reading, programming) and end up boring your readers because they expect something witty and insightful (there are only two ways to save money, neither of which involves hookers) and then readership falls off and you cry yourself to sleep.
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