Man, I eat a lot of granola. I never understood why it gets such a bad rap in popular culture. It’s got that whole ‘stupid hippy/only dippy women eat it’ thing going on. Which doesn’t make much sense, because it’s nuts, grains, and fruits. Last time I checked, those were the basis of beer and bread.
Because beer and bread are so non-manly.
Of course this whole point is bullshit, because it gives validity to the ‘masculine and feminine’ foods myth. Look, if eating ‘like a woman’ (again, bullshit) is going to keep me away from tons of red meat and let me eat fruits and veggies then fuck yes I’m going to do it. A slab of red meat everyday is A) disgusting and B) not worth dying early over.