Granola

Man, I eat a lot of granola. I never understood why it gets such a bad rap in popular culture. It’s got that whole ‘stupid hippy/only dippy women eat it’ thing going on. Which doesn’t make much sense, because it’s nuts, grains, and fruits. Last time I checked, those were the basis of beer and bread.

Because beer and bread are so non-manly.

Of course this whole point is bullshit, because it gives validity to the ‘masculine and feminine’ foods myth. Look, if eating ‘like a woman’ (again, bullshit) is going to keep me away from tons of red meat and let me eat fruits and veggies then fuck yes I’m going to do it. A slab of red meat everyday is A) disgusting and B) not worth dying early over.

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About kylock

Man, biographies are really hard to write because sometimes you just don't know what to write about and then you ramble on pointlessly for a while about your hobbies (video games, reading, programming) and end up boring your readers because they expect something witty and insightful (there are only two ways to save money, neither of which involves hookers) and then readership falls off and you cry yourself to sleep.
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