Stretching has to be one of the best things humans ever came up with. It just feels so damn amazing. It’s like a miniature orgasm that you can have almost anytime you’d like one. Except that it isn’t unacceptable to do in public! (Well, not in *most* public places. I’m sure at 5 star restaurants it’s frowned upon, but fuck that. Stretching is awesome.) Apparently today is the day that I ramble about how awesome basic human functionality is.

But you can’t deny how good some of those super basic things feel. So let me ramble about them for a while OKAY?

Goats are silly.


About kylock

Man, biographies are really hard to write because sometimes you just don't know what to write about and then you ramble on pointlessly for a while about your hobbies (video games, reading, programming) and end up boring your readers because they expect something witty and insightful (there are only two ways to save money, neither of which involves hookers) and then readership falls off and you cry yourself to sleep.
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