Stretching has to be one of the best things humans ever came up with. It just feels so damn amazing. It’s like a miniature orgasm that you can have almost anytime you’d like one. Except that it isn’t unacceptable to do in public! (Well, not in *most* public places. I’m sure at 5 star restaurants it’s frowned upon, but fuck that. Stretching is awesome.) Apparently today is the day that I ramble about how awesome basic human functionality is.
But you can’t deny how good some of those super basic things feel. So let me ramble about them for a while OKAY?
Goats are silly.