Monthly Archives: August 2012

Three Days of Pay

Well, not really, but I get paid today AND it is a three day weekend. How could that possibly be any better? HOW I ASK YOU? Anyway. Due to the awesome (shady) practices of my bosses and their refusal to … Continue reading

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Plants and Republicans

So what if the plant was closed in 2008, let’s blame it on President Obama anyway! Not like anybody does fact checking anymore. This happens every four years, I know, but the election cycle is just growing stunningly depressing again. … Continue reading

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Yawning Abyssal Hate

The Republican National Convention started last night, and it was just about as awful as I expected it to be. Ann Romney was as pandering as I expected her to be. She also got in some good digs against gay … Continue reading

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Today Is My Birthday

And I will cry if I want to. You bastards. Seriously though, today is my birthday. Happy birthday to me! I wish I had better things to say about my birthday, but I don’t, because I live a boring boring … Continue reading

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Walnuts Made of Spackle

On no! Today is my last day being in my mid-twenties! I am bound to fall over dead soon, clutching at my chest and crying pitifully as the great lord Tawnos consumes the fatty muscles of my heart and eyes. … Continue reading

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Froday

It is no officially Froday. For Froday is the day which is like Friday, but with more Afros. And cows. Afro cows. I don’t really have anything relevant to talk about today, because, because. Dark Souls came out on PC … Continue reading

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50 Seconds!

Oh no, I only have 50 seconds to write this post I don’t think I can do it in the time alloted to me but man wouldn’t it be sweet if I could pull of 100 words in less than … Continue reading

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