Oh no! My total number of comments is less than total number of posts! Surely this means that my writing on the internet is a vacuous waste of time, and I should be ashamed to consider myself part of the internet blogging community. If I do not have people constantly discussing my words, then I am a failure as a creator! Woe and despair! Whiskey and scotch!
My god, sitting at a desk all day is utterly daft. How the fuck do people do it for years on end? No wonder everyone’s back ends up so fucked by the time they’re 40.
Humans, we’re dumb.