The Day Before The Day Which Was When Our Nation Was Born, But Not Really Only Symbollically

Yeah, that header is massive, isn’t it? Don’t you dare argue with my massive headers, for they are the only things that cause me to not cry myself to sleep every night with the overwhelming horror that is reality. (Just kidding, reality is pretty awesome most of the time!) It’s funny that the 4th is one of the few holidays that we celebrate anymore where the meaning remains more or less intact, or hasn’t been perverted by revisionists. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised, what with how patriotic we are.

Why the hell don’t we have a Civil War day? I mean, I know we do, but why isn’t that as big of a deal as Independence Day? Weird. Also, I think Halloween is the next most pure holiday, which is kind of hilarious considering how insanely Christian this country is. Halloween is still pretty diluted, but at least we still ostensibly follow a similar pattern (paying homage to the harvest) and not just spending way too much money on pointless shit.



About kylock

Man, biographies are really hard to write because sometimes you just don't know what to write about and then you ramble on pointlessly for a while about your hobbies (video games, reading, programming) and end up boring your readers because they expect something witty and insightful (there are only two ways to save money, neither of which involves hookers) and then readership falls off and you cry yourself to sleep.
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