Monthly Archives: June 2012

Hypocondria

I hope I spelled that right. Remember kiddies: spell-check is for assholes. On the heels of yesterday’s awesome ACA news, we get the awesome news that Flash will soon no longer support Android devices! Now the most common argument against … Continue reading

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ACA

Hey, alright, ACA was upheld by the Supreme Court today. That is exciting news, not only for progress in making the world suck less, but also because it is making some amazingly hilarious reactions. Like the people leaving the country … Continue reading

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I Am Ten Cows Made Of Cheese

That title is probably the best thing I will write all day. Isn’t that a little sad? Nothing I write in this post will be more eloquent or sublime than cheese cows. Don’t try and convince me otherwise. My god, … Continue reading

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Whoa, It’s Almost July

No, seriously, it’s almost July. How insane is that? I’ve almost been in Dallas for a year. Where the hell did this year go? It feels like this year went by so insanely quickly, like the past 11 months didn’t … Continue reading

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Moonrise Weekend

We saw Moonrise Kingdom over the weekend, and I was expecting the lead kids to be black/hispanic. I don’t know why, because this is a Wes Anderson film and minorities don’t exist in the Wes Anderson world. (Most of the … Continue reading

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Oh, Hai.

Friday is come! Only 8 more hours until sweet blessed freedom for another weekend. How the hell do people do this 8-5 crap five days a week for 30 or 40 years? That’s insanity. Pure and utter insanity. I blame … Continue reading

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Dawning of the Age of Aquarius

That song is now stuck in my head. I hate everything. I’ve felt like writing a lot more lately, but I’m not sure where I want to spend my efforts. Serious blogging? Fiction? Fourteen erotic stories involving cows? (That last … Continue reading

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