Myke sent me a cheap, old, silly computer. I want to play visual novels on it. This is probably not the best use of a computer, but I give zero fucks. I live for games, and games live for me. (Literally. There’s a whole sub-world where games commit suicide when I look upon them with disdain.)
Computers are pretty much the best technology ever made by humanity. It grows increasingly difficult to imagine living in a world without them. It’s possible, obviously, but it wouldn’t be nearly as amazing.
Plus, I wouldn’t get to see nearly as many naked people.