I guess I never mentioned that these posts are put up during my five minute Pomodoro breaks. Which explains why they are so effing short. Be the master of the short (super!) short blog post.
Ha, because I write nearly well enough to claim that.
Did you know that dogs can drink Robatussin? Did you know that writing about hobo porn is looked down upon in Beijing? Did you know that punching a horse in the chest will startle it into not attacking you? Did you know that the origin of language is not understood by the best neuroscientists and linguists? Did you know that linguists generally have the best sex lives of all academics?
You did not. Don’t lie to me.
My brother is in France. I want to be in not Texas.
Take me with you!