I’ll start this off with some potentially good news. Or potentially bad news. It all depends on how insane the Koreans feel like being whenever we actually ask about it. Hi! I’m avoiding the subject, and doesn’t it upset you to know that I’m just rambling off half cocked like a half cocked cocking machine that is only fifty percent cocked? I bet it does. Feel that anger burn. Oh yeah baby, oh yeah. Feel it right there. Unf unf unf.
Turns out the Western teachers, for reasons beyond Western understanding, might just end up getting 5 days of (mandatory) unpaid vacation. In December. Do you see where this is going? If we do actually end up getting this time off, I WILL be coming home to visit all you wonderful people back in America. It just depends on whether we get it or not because, no offense to anyone, I don’t want to spend some of my 10 days of vacation to come to America when I’m literally three hours away from China, Japan, and Thailand, not to mention less than eight away from Australia. I do love all of you (really!) but I may never be able to get to this part of the world this cheaply again.
Also, Michelle will try and kill me if I come home and I certainly won’t waste vacation time to deal with half-hearted murder attempts.